what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
well then my soulmate sure is an asshole
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
So a Methodist and a catholic were getting into this really heated debate (this sound like the beginning of a joke) in the common room the other day about their sub-religion’s approach to atheism.
And I’m sitting there all atheist like thinking, “what the fuck are these guys talking about?”
i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts