Who's that little old man?
John: Hey, pardon me for askin' but who's that little old man?
Paul: Uh, what little old man?
John: That little old man.
Paul: Oh, that one, that's my grandfather.
George: Yer grandfather?
George: That's not yer grandfather.
Paul: It is you know.
George: But I've seen yer grandfather. He lives in your house.
Paul: Oh, that's my other grandfather but he's my grandfather as well.
John: How d'you reckon that one out?
Paul: Well everyone's entitled to two aren't they and this's my other one.
The moment when you start obsessing over something...
"Justin Bieber is better than The Beatles!"
beatlemaniacforever: me: Paul? Ringo? Joj: Johnny?
if a girl likes you: She will flirt with you, play hard to get, twirl her hair ect.
if a boy likes you: He will flirt with you, chat you up, talk to you ect.
if I like you: I will stalk you from a distance, make note of everyone you talk to (your friends, family ect.), I will get to know your interests and never, ever will I attempt to make a move. Then I will proceed to buy cats.
quick—sand: do you think anyone would mind if i just hibernated
"The Holiday" is on.... Hello Mr Jude Law ;)
misanthropicandmind-chucked: my exact reaction^^^